My leg is   On fire oh   Isn't it a fact   I've seen it   And it appears quite a task lasting forever      I've got the mind of an eel   But I'm fizzing all the time   I've got an eel now   But I'm fizzing all the time      I'd say, I'd say   I'd say, I'd say   Fine accomplished day to day   Bide my time in my own way   It's passing me over      Meet me once upon a time   But obviously don't ignore it's me   I'm here you see   I've got no say in it anyway      Isn't it a fact,   But a funny thing to say   Why do you stay in   On such a lovely sunny day   I'd say, I'd say   I'd say, I'd say   Fine accomplished day to day   Bide my time in my own way   It's passing me over      Meet me once upon a time   But obviously don't ignore it's me   I'm here you see   I've got no say in it anyway   "Ha ha ha ha!"