When you are mine   Jesus Christ will walk on water with our blessings   The bells will chime!   Venus de Milo will grow a couple of wings   And pose for photos with an arm around each of us      When you are mine   It will be agreed without saying a thing   That the world can stand in line for the privilege   Of kissing our feet      When you are mine   Time will stand on its head   Will sit on its hands   Original sin will be revised   To include hearts two sizes too large      I made a master leap and caught the arrows   People tried to shoot over our heads   I throw them javelin style back at him   Hit him right between the eyes   And he realized that he should have aimed instead   At our unmade bed   At our unmade bed      When will you be mine?   Let's set a date   Tell all our friends and relations   That the time for bashful lashes   Is now officially in the past      I signed the cast on your broken heart   And it will mend, speedily fast      When you are mine   When I bow, and your curtsy to me   The world will know the beauty of two hearts   Skipping every other beat      When you are mine (repeated)      When you are mine   I will be yours   We'll mix up all the drawers, all the dressers confused   And we'll wear each others' clothes   No one will be sure to know   Which ones were stupid   Or whose grandparents are sexy m.f.-ers in the south of France      When you are mine   When you are   When you are      What are your intentions with this heart two sizes too large?   Are you gonna catapult over the garden wall   And plant the seeds of   Our forever being yours, being mine, being yours