He’ll be coming round the mountain when he comes   He’ll be coming round the mountain when he comes   He’ll bring beans and vegan stuffin`, and he won’t stop for nothing`   He’ll be coming round the mountain when he comes.      Oh we’ll all go dumpster diving when he comes   Oh we’ll all go dumpster diving when he comes   We’ll feast here tonight while the moon’s shining bright   He’ll be coming round the mountain when he comes.      Oh, we’ll sashay down the middle when he comes   Oh, we’ll sashay down the middle when he comes   We’ll piddle and we’ll diddle on harmonica and fiddle   Old and young and big and little when he comes.      Oh, the beast will rule the nation when he comes   Oh, the beast will rule the nation when he comes   Oh, the beast will rule the nation and sleep with the corporation   There’ll be punk rock revelation when he comes.