I wish I was a song   Being sung from the beautiful mouth   Only alive when the thought comes around   And filling ears with the ringing sound         I wish i was a poltergeist   Moving through the solids and spying on lesbians   Talking to the dead, Set some booby traps   Always moving, Never sleeping         I wish you were a comet   Heading straight for the planet earth   Making everybody think what its worth   Before disintegrating into the atmosphere         I wish I was a writer   Words besit out on the paper   Fairy tales or whatever   Or maybe I would keep it a secret         I wish i was a dog   I'd run around without any cloths   Lay in the sun and hang my tongue   Listen to birds and bark out words