Grampa always had a plan   try and get the floozy in a pan   Twenty one dollar   Bear cat holler   Give your popsicle to the man   Carnival ride, spin it around   Eat your dinner in a gown   Covered in flowers      71 miles is how far you drove   Just to have no fire on the stove      Well, I've never even seen the kitchen   Just a friday morning that makes you start itchin   I can't bear to smell your aroma   I think I'm gonna slip into a coma   If your intentions had the intent to kill   Now is the time to sit still   Harness the power that flows through your blood   Let the numbness overwhelm you like a flood      71 miles is how far you drove   Just to have no fire on the stove