You whip it out   And you wag it around   You take it out   For a night on the town   You show it off for all to see   But you'll never be as big   And long and hard as me      You're such a giver   When you're spreadin' your seed   But all your passion   Is just fueled by greed   Keep on boastin' about all your fun   But I'm the motherfucker   With the big pink gun      I stand erected      You cock and load like a .44   Your only victim is a two-dollar whore   You call yourself the god of the bed   But when I whip out mine   You're gonna fear where I tread   You're such a man when you're   Swingin' your dork,   Your only question is   Which hooker to pork?   You named your phallus   And you call him "Scud"   But if you saw my missile   You would know who's the stud      I stand erected      I'm lifting weights every time that I piss   I close my nights with an orgasmic kiss   I take my sword; I slice through the skin   I'll huff and I'll puff   And I'll shove my cock in