Sunk the skiff of off Key West   Crystal, tripe and calm incest   Soul of a poet, mind is a mess   Guilty by excess      Bought by a chick half Cherokee   She kicked my ass while she sang to me   Shot my foot in an UP storm   Just trying to stay warm      Jim Harrison is trying to kill me!   Jim Harrison is trying to kill me!      Stomach lining stuffed with grouse   Puttanesca capered sauce   Ate the snout trying to look cool   Painted my pants with puke      Taking the literary literal   Ending up with the usual   Drinker with a writing problem   What's a word that rhymes with problem?      Save me, Chinaski!