Say baby, want me to slip my quarter in your slot machine?      GO!      I've been looking for a woman   Who wants to please me   Ain't nothing on her mind   Oh, except for me   I'm in her thoughts   And I'm in her dreams   Never felt so good   Until she called me sweetie      She's a fine piece of candy from a sacred dish   Every girl's nightmare, and every man's wish   Lord, she got the need to please, and she sure likes to tease   I'd sure like to marry, but her time ain't free      She said call, her name's candy, candy   Her time ain't free, but she's dandy, dandy   She said call, her name's candy, candy   Her time ain't free, but she's dandy, dandy      I've been looking for a woman   Who wants to see me through   Ain't nothin' on her mind   Oh, except the bedroom   I'm in her thoughts   And her wildest fantasies   It never felt so good   Until she said it was all for me      She's a fine piece of candy from a sacred dish   Every girl's nightmare, and every man's wish   Lord, she got the need to please, and she sure likes to tease   I'd sure like to marry, but her time ain't free      She said call, her name's candy, candy   Her time ain't free, but she's dandy, dandy   She said call, her name's candy, candy   Her time ain't free, but she's dandy, dandy      She's underage, under-dressed, and under-paid   But she told me last night, she wanted to get laid   In the chat room, about a quarter to three   And before I knew it, I was on my knees   Yeah, it felt so good that I turned on the light   Though my father always told me that it's not polite   But it was twice as appealing, and it felt so nice   That I could've kept it going, until I died      She said call, her name's candy, candy   Her time ain't free, but she's dandy, dandy   She said call, her name's candy, candy   Her time ain't free, but she's dandy, dandy   She said call, her name's candy, candy   Her time ain't free, but she's dandy, dandy   She said call, her name's candy, candy   Her time ain't free, but she's dandy, dandy      Ooooh