(Bill Anderson)      When I first saw you I saw something   I hadn't seen in a long, long time   I saw a lady who looked like a woman   Who could drive me right out of my mind.      But I also saw your diamond   And your golden wedding band   I know you're married but I've gotta ask you   How married are you, Mary Ann?      Are you so married that you can't see   Me looking at you with hungry eyes   Are you so married that you'd deny me   Just one night in paradise.      I wanna hold you, I wanna kiss you   I wanna love you all I can   I know you're married but I've gotta ask you   How married are you, Mary Ann?      How married are you, Mary Ann   How much of a chance do I stand   On a scale of one to ten   How married are you, Mary Ann?      --- Instrumental ---      Surely, surely you can see me trembling   Trembling to hold you tight   I'm not talking about forever   I'm just talking about tonight.      I wanna touch you, I wanna watch you   Slip that diamond off of your hand   I know youy're married but I've gotta ask you   How married are you, Mary Ann?      How married are you Mary Ann   How much of a chance do I stand   On a scale of one to ten   How married are you, Mary Ann?      How married are you, Mary Ann?...