Here in my Happy House our lives are plasticine   The world is this exciting place where   No-one's ever been   And we are individuals and everything's the same   No point in asking questions, there's   No-one to explain      Welcome to my Happy House   Welcome to my Happy House   Welcome to my Happy House   Welcome to my Happy House      All the girls are Barbie, and all the boys are Ken   Except for Jill and Jason, but we don't talk to them   If someone gets unhappy then they just disappear   We find problems so distasteful, we've no use for   Them 'round here      Welcome to my Happy House   Welcome to my Happy House   Welcome to my Happy House   Welcome to my Happy House      Sometimes I'm so happy, it takes away my breath   Sometimes I'm so happy, it scares me half to death      We prosper here in happy world and   We work hard until   We go home and drink our happy drinks and   Take our happy pills   With other happy couples living in   Their Happy House   We like to know that their house is    Not happier than ours      Welcome to my Happy House   Welcome to my Happy House   Welcome to my Happy House   Welcome to my Happy House