Heggie’s a rebel   Sat on a chair   Got in detention   With Mr Wrethman   He’s a rebel   In detention   Missing link on the brink   Of suspension      From Sandy upper   To Windsor Way   He’s the one that has   To walk the whole way   He lost his bus pass   Down a hall chair   ‘Till someone finds it he’ll   Be walking home again      Is he thinking   About what’s happened?   He’s broken his glasses   Get some parcel tape   Fix ‘em quickly and   Heggie goes and   Makes it a double      Twist of fate   Or just plain luck   He wouldn’t break a rule   To save his own life   He’s not a real rebel   Just another sheep   That can’t make up his mind      Heggie’s a rebel   Sat on a chair   Got in detention   With Mr Wrethman   He’s a rebel   What the **censored**   Heggie?   A rebel?   Go to hell!