Too country what's that   Is that like too Republican or too Democrat   Is it too far too the left, too far to the right   Too straight down the middle, is it too black or too white?      Are the biscuits too fluffy, is the chicken too fried   Is the gravy too thick, are the peas too black-eyed   Is the iced tea too sweet, does it have too much tang   Are there too many lemons in Mama's lemon meringue?      Are the roses too red, is the sunshine too bright   Are there too many stars in the heavens at night   Are there too many fish that still jump in the stream   Is the sky too blue, is the clean air too clean?      Too country what's that   Is it too many pearls of wisdom under Grandpa's old hat   Is it just too old-fashioned, is it just too antique   Is the question too strong, is the answer too weak?      Is the grace too amazing, is the steeple too tall   Are there too many yes sirs, yes ma'ams and how're y'll   Is the message too real, too close to the bone   Do the fiddle and steel remind you too much of home.      Is honest and true just not in demand   Too country, too country, too country I don't understand...