I was just a boy when I first heard his name   Life, love, death, and queso were his game   I saw him on the tele and instantly I knew   Yes, I would join him and be part of his queso crew      Live your life con queso   Live your life con cheese      Many years past, and boy, had I grew   Not the young boy, oh, once new   Twenty-one and cool, and, uh, hangin' in a bar   Captain Gordo came in like a star      So I had to ask him   Captain Gordo why don't you stay   Why would you ever look away   I have always idolized you   Won't you let me join your queso crew?      Sure! You can join my queso crew   If you can keep up and do as I do      Captain Gordo why don't you play   Why don't you blow a song away   Hit it! [Alto Sax solo]      Captain Gordo take me away   Get me away   I want to stay, ha ha ha      Many years past and boy, have I grown   Playing the guitar, piano, and sax too   Taking the place of my good ol' friend Captain Gordo   And forming the band...   Con Queso