Amy wants an autograph (2x)   'Cuz I may be someone famous someday   Amy wants an autograph (2x)   This is way beyond puzzling   Amy wants an autograph (2x)   'Cuz it may be worth some money one day   Amy wants an autograph (2x)   This is way beyond flattery      Cuz she thinks I'll go down   (Thinks I'll go down)   Yes she thinks I'll go down in history   I'd be happy to oblige   But I really don't know why   'Cuz I don't know which is more of a joke:   This or me      Forgive me for my hesitation   It's difficult to register   A signature from an amateur   Could somehow mean so much to her      I feel like I should have more to offer   And here's my opportunity   I hope that you take liking to   This little poppy tune from me      (chorus)      I feel like I should have more to offer   So you can have this song as well   I'm sorry, for it won't get you more   Than mild acclaim at show and tell      Down in history   That's a laugh, right?   Down in history   At least she's half right      Amy wants an autograph   Amy wants an autograph   Amy wants an autograph   Why?   (2x)      'Cuz she thinks I'll go down...   In history   I'd be happy to oblige   But I really don't know why   'Cuz I don't know which is more of a joke:   This or me