My baby’s crazy   She don’t understand the way I think   She says I’m running off the deep end with my problems   I try and tell her she’s the only one   But she’s a lunatic   I swear it’s never me      Bartender, make it a double shot   Cuz I can’t find the words to make her sane   Bartender, pour another round   You know I gotta find a way to kill my pain      My baby’s crazy   And she don’t like it when I drink   She says I’m a fuckin asshole when I’m loaded   Cheap beer and Jagermeister set my mind at ease   You know she’s the reason    I’ve been drinking all night long