(Oh Canada we stand on guard, for thee)   I told this god where i was from   he said oh, Canada   kinda laughs it off, real funny huh?   yeah, uh, come on      (O Canada)   1-2, 1-2,   mic. check, 1-2, 1-2   yeah   (O Canada)      uh, yea   from the land of the lost   Trans-Canada crossed   patriotic and a honor   with a hand on my heart      from the greatest of lakes   to the greenest of greens   to the rockiest mountains   and everything in between      o-o-o Canada   oh you’re no fan of us?   cause our movie and TV shows are so amateur?   yeah, we laugh at off, that don’t really bother me   look, we aint serious unless you really gotta be      humorous attitude like kids in the hall   like Jim Carey Mike Myers yeah we claiming them all      its the great white north   home of the funniest actors   the front of the joke   with an abundance of laughter      the red and white flag   keep it high keep it visual   people see Canada and get stereotypical   think we finish every sentence with buddy or bye   and if it aint that its either do, eh or guy   (Canataka A)   yeah we consider it people   and smoking marijuana   we consider it legal      still doing rap like the 1990’s   but that's how we like it off timed and grimy      I know where I'm from and i told ya before   north of America hard to ignore   every time i go away i tell them for sure   im from Canada o-o-o Canada      (O Canada)   O Canada o-o-o Canada   (O canada)   I'm from Canada   o-o-o Canada      the class makes a sick beat, we call it a classic (x4)      I've been around the globe and   heard of confusion   honestly a lot o’yall are ignorant and stupid      yes, we have microwaves, tv’s and cell phones   unintelligent fuck we invented the telephone   we made Yahtzee   the light bulb, hockey   and bred the greatest playa’s Gretzky to Crosby   we all got at least one drinking buddy   and after one drink, all of us think we’re funny      our national mascot’s a damn beaver   O Canada we love our beaver   home o’Hell’s Angels the North-CMP   home of Gordon Lightfoot and nasty tv      the underground rail road   Georges St. Pierre   right here is where he calls home      our health care system   y’all know its free   keep a girl banging with a full mouth of teeth   I wont even get into the music on the streets   they say hip hop is dead   naw its up north with me   I could do this all day its a part of my routine   but supper’s almost done and tonight poutine      I know where I'm from and i told ya before   north of America hard to ignore   every time I go away i tell em for sure   I’m from Canada o-o-o Canada   (I'm from the east coast of Canada)   o-o-o Canada   (I'm from the east east east coast)   yo yo!   see I'm from Canada so sometimes the words come out of my mouth like this   get used to it      (O Canada, we stand on guard for thee)