January time is not on my side   That's the weight of my lore      February what can I do but hide   I see the light once more      March they tell me   They sent a soul sister   We prefer not to meet      April is on but my trouble ain't over   Events tent to repeat      May I take a plane and cross the ocean   I wish I wasn't here      June is yellow I cough quite often   A woman hails me dear How nice ;-)      July passes as swift as an arrow   All my friends are away      August is hot and unpleasantly slow   Very little to say      September I bang my head on the wall   The entire planet shakes      October a month I don't like at all   I water my mandrakes      November whatever I ask they say   No did I do something wrong      December I've nothing else to do   So I write another song