Welcome to the land of misery    Welcome to the land of Sam’s Club Botox and Vaseline    Welcome to the land of the onion bloom and Vidal Sassoon    It’s ok if you wanna do drugs    As long as your someone that Hollywood loves    The government thrives on sex and lies    Every speech of peace is hatred disguised    Chuck E. Cheese and Ronald McDonald    Nutrition starved and our children’s role models    The athletes are spoiled rotten steroid freaks    Making millions playing games while others starve in the streets    The church is corrupt and I hope that God’s pissed    They turned the Ten Commandments into a movie script    Are video games the new bread of life    Was Sonic the Hedgehog more powerful than Christ    “Hey boys now you can destroy third world countries    And jerk off to porno like G.I. Joe”    In every child’s toy box    In every magazine    Life is full of expectations I can never meet    Life is just one long commercial that can’t sell to me    I can’t be bought    I can’t be sold    I don’t care about cars and clothes    About diamonds and gold    Or which way the wind blows    Racist Abe tried to save the slaves and Washington wore a wig on his head    Home of the brave freedom rings equally but right now all the phones are dead    “Hey girls put down that book and join Skipper at the tanning salon    Now you can get skin cancer just like Barbie”    In every child’s toy box    On every TV screen    Pop Secret Tiny Toons Mr. Wizard Fruit of the Loom    Cover Girl Playboy Maxi pads Altoids    Toilet Duck Kool-Aid Mr. Clean Gatorade    Tae Bo Bowflex Flowbee Blistex    Michael Jackson Barbra Streisand Paris Hilton Richard Nixon    Bring the lawsuits motherfuckers    You can all suck my big fat American dick.