Moaning and a heaving on a hot sticky can   I'm craving chocolate Ex-Lax and my GE fan   I'm tagging on the wall how I got in this jam   It said MSG money, margaritas and my man   Storing up my supper, coffee and my snacks   The shit's piling up, kinda feels like a cramp   Instant relief is what I need to ease   The megacolon that's inside of me   Nightmares of my dinner at the China Doll   Thinking about my wardrobe gonna get at the mall   TV Guide, Cosmo, I'm running out of mags   And I just smoke a pack of my cool fags   Finger in my hole, getting into the dig   There's cum stain on my panties, and jizz in my wig   My man calls me cherry, thinks I'm uptight   But I'm gonna blow him off cause I'm dynamite   She's Sandra H, not Sandra D   And my Lady's Y-Von standing next to me   She said: "Holy shit," I said: "Yes that is it,"   Now Megacolon is a big, big hit   Megacolon   Thinking about my man it really make me sick   The shit got soft, steamy slick   It came out in a blast that was really foul   Forget the white cloud I need the bounty towel   I need a new life, I gotta reform,   I can't take my strife in this thunderstorm   I gotta be strong, gotta be brave   Don't wanna bear the title: "Miss Toilet slave."   I'm Sandra H, not Sandra D   With my Lady Y-von standing next to me   We are five white girl, ruling in New York City   Our rhymes are tough but our faces are pretty   We were hanging out in bars, looking for a groom,   When we met each other in the ladies room   She said: "Holy shit," I said: "Yes that is it,"   Now Megacolon is a big, big hit.   Megacolon   Five white girls ruling in New York city    Five white girls ruling in New York city   Five white girls ruling in New York city   Five white girls ruling in New York city   Five white girls ruling in New York city   Five white girls ruling in New York city