Say it ain't so   I got a list here   That tells me, my dear   That you've been blind   And I stand out in the snow   While your mistletoe   Is danglin' over his head      You're sittin' by the fire   Kindlin' desire   While I'm freezin' outside   You say you're just friends   But I see you holding hands   Well nobody likes a liar      I'm burnin' pictures of you   Just to stay warm and   Baby it's cold outside   I just wanna be let in      So listen closely this Christmas   There's somebody on your roof   Who knows you've been naughty   And naughty since I've been gone   Unwrap this package behind your closed doors   Close all the wrappers that litter the floor   I'm through with Mary this Christmas      And oh my God you, you did it again   I just had to find out by talking to all of your friends   I'm burnin' pictures of you   Just to stay warm and   Baby it's cold outside   I just wanna be let in      So listen closely this Christmas   There's somebody on your roof   Who knows you've been naughty   And naughty since I've been gone   Unwrap this package behind your closed doors   Close all the wrappers that litter the floor   I'm through with Mary this Christmas      When the snow falls   There'll be phone calls   Wonderin' where you've been   And your caller ID   Right by the christmas tree   Is perfect proof that you're ignoring me      So listen closely this Christmas   There's somebody on your roof   Who knows you've been naughty   And naughty since I've been gone   Unwrap this package behind your closed doors   Close all the wrappers that litter the floor   I'm through with Mary this Christmas