I'll dress up like Gene Kelly   I'll dress up like John Wayne   I'll teach you how to read   And I'll teach you how to clean   I'm not talking about the house, whoa no      Take me to the rooftop   I'll show you what I know   Do I pull the trigger   No, you squeeze it nice and slow   We're talking about a gun, whoa yeah   Don't give away your position, whoa oh      Cuz it's you and me and a little plant   And a pig-faced oven mitt    Doing jobs from time to time   Apartment to apartment   Old Tony tells us what to do   And holds all of our money to   ... I can't live without you      I'll pretend to practice violin   And I'll pretend to be your dad   Appreciate the things we have   And remember the things we had   We're talking about our lives, before   Let's not dwell on our past, anymore      Cuz it's you and me and a little plant   And a pig-faced oven mitt   Doing jobs from time to time    Apartment to apartment   Old Tony tells us what to do    And holds all of our money too...      I can't do this   I can't do this   I can't do this...   Without you