One pill makes you larger   And one pill makes you small   And the ones that mother gives you   Don't do anything at all      Go ask Alice when she's ten feet tall      And if you go chasing rabbits   And you know you're going to fall   Tell him a hookah-smokin' caterpillar   Has given you the call      And call Alice when she was just small      When the men on the chessboard   Get up and tell you where to go   And you have just have some kind of mushroom   And your mind is movin' low      Go ask Alice, I think she'll know      And logic and proportion   Have fallen sloppy dead   And the white knight is talking backwards   And the red queen's off with her head      Remember   What the doormouse said   Feed your head   Feed your head