I'm discontented with homes that I've rented   So I have invented my own.   Darling, this place is lovely oasis   Where life's weary taste is unknown      Far from the crowded city   Where flowers pretty caress the stream   Cozy to hide in, to live side by side in,   Don't let it apart in my dream      Picture me upon your knee   Just tea for two   And two for tea   Just me for you   And you for me alone      Nobody near us to see us or hear us   No friends or relations   On weekend vacations   We won't have it known   That we own a telephone, dear      Day will break and I'll wake   And start to bake a sugar cake   For you to take for all the boys to see      We will raise a family   A boy for you   And a girl for me   Can't you see how happy we would be      Picture you upon my knee   Just tea for two   And two for tea   Just me for you   And you for me alone      Nobody near us to see us or hear us   No friends or relations   On weekend vacations   We won't have it known   That we own a telephone, dear      Day will break, you'll wake   And start to bake a sugar cake   For you to take for all the boys to see      We will raise a family   A boy for you   And a girl for me