Well, I was ranting down the road in my pickup truck   Defending the faith and the land of the brave   Got a fish on the front, a cross on the dash   And a sticker on the back says "Jesus Saves"   I drove into the woods where I knew those heathen raged   I had to save them all from the dangers of the New Age   Bible-armored, I got out of my truck   A righteous man with many souls to win   I followed the sound of their wicked singing   Till I found them there, dancing in sin   I preached from the Book, exactly how it read   Till one jumped up, wagged her finger, and this is what she said:   Chorus:   Never underestimate a woman with the Goddess in her eyes   'Cause if you ever do, then surely you will get a big surprise   You'll find that she is positively practicing the Craft of the Wise   Never underestimate a woman with the Goddess in her eyes   Surrounded by these witches, my legs went into twitches   Before I knew it, I was dancing around   All that joyful singing set my heart to ringing   Filled to full with that magical sound   I jumped up in the air every time their drum went BANG   I chanted with them all, and this is what we sang:   Chorus   I woke up in the morning flat on my back   Staring at my clothes in the top of a tree   I sat up in the clearing, head in my hands   Oh, my Lord, what's become of me?   On the tree was a note; it was writ in lipstick red   A shiver went through my heart when I saw what it said   Chorus