Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends   We're so glad you could attend, come inside, come inside   There behind a glass stands a real blade of grass   Be careful as you pass, move along, move along   Come inside, the show's about to start   Guaranteed to blow your head apart   Rest assured you'll get your money's worth   The greatest show in Heaven, Hell or Earth   You've got to see the show, it's a dynamo   You've got to see the show, it's rock and roll, oh   Right before your eyes see the laughter from the skies   And he laughs until he cries, then he dies, then he dies   Come inside, the show's about to start   Guaranteed to blow your head apart   You've got to see the show, it's a dynamo   You've got to see the show, it's rock and roll, oh   Soon the Gypsy Queen in a glaze of vaseline   Will perform on guillotine, what a scene, what a scene   Next upon the stand will you please extend a hand   To Alexander's Ragtime Band, Dixieland, Dixieland   Roll up, roll up, roll up   See the show   Performing on a stool we've a sight to make you drool   Seven virgins and a mule, keep it cool, keep it cool   We would like it to be known the exhibits that were shown   Were exclusively our own, all our own, all our own   Come and see the show, come and see the show   Come and see the show   See the show