After one whole quart of brandy   Like a daisy, I'm awake   With no Bromo-Seltzer handy   I don't even shake      Men are not a new sensation   I've done pretty well I think   But this half-pint imitation   Put me on the blink      I'm wild again, beguiled again   A simpering, whimpering child again   Bewitched, bothered and bewildered - am I      Couldn't sleep and wouldn't sleep   When love came and told me, I shouldn't sleep   Bewitched, bothered and bewildered - am I      Lost my heart, but what of it   He is cold I agree   He can laugh, but I love it   Although the laugh's on me      I'll sing to him, each spring to him   And long, for the day when I'll cling to him   Bewitched, bothered and bewildered - am I      He's a fool and don't I know it   But a fool can have his charms   I'm in love and don't I show it   Like a babe in arms      Love's the same old sad sensation   Lately I've not slept a wink   Since this half-pint imitation   Put me on the blink      I've sinned a lot, I'm mean a lot   But I'm like sweet seventeen a lot   Bewitched, bothered and bewildered - am I      I'll sing to him, each spring to him   And worship the trousers that cling to him   Bewitched, bothered and bewildered - am I      When he talks, he is seeking   Words to get, off his chest   Horizontally speaking, he's at his very best      Vexed again, perplexed again   Thank God, I can be oversexed again   Bewitched, bothered and bewildered - am I      Wise at last, my eyes at last,   Are cutting you down to your size at last   Bewitched, bothered and bewildered - no more      Burned a lot, but learned a lot   And now you are broke, so you earned a lot   Bewitched, bothered and bewildered - no more      Couldn't eat, was dispeptic   Life was so hard to bear   Now my heart's antiseptic   Since you moved out of there      Romance, finis. Your chance, finis.   Those ants that invaded my pants, finis.   Bewitched, bothered and bewildered - no more