I fetch his slippers, fill up the pipe he smokes   I cook the kippers, laugh at his oldest jokes   Yet here I anchor, I might have had a banker   Boy! what love has done to me      His nature's funny, quarrelsome half the time   And as for money, he hasn't got a dime   And here's the joker, I might have had a broker   Boy! what love has done to me      When a guy looks my way   Does he get emphatic, say he gets dramatic?   I just wanna fly 'way   But if I left him I'd be all at sea      I'm just a slavey, life is a funny thing   He's got the gravy, I got a wedding ring   And still I love him, there's nobody above him   Boy! what love has done to me      His brains are minus,   Never a thought in sight   And yet his highness   Lectures me day and night;   Oh where was my sense   To sign that wedding licence?   Boy! What love has done to me!      My life he's wrecking, bet you could find him now   Out somewhere necking somebody else's frau   You get to know life when married to a low life   Boy! what love has done to me      I can't hold my head up   The butcher, the baker, oh no he's a faker   Brother I am fed up   But if I left him he'd be up a tree      Where will it wind up, I don't know where I'm at   I make my mind up, I oughta leave him flat   But I have grown so, I love that dirty so-and-so   Boy! what love has done to me.