G.I. Blues   (words & music by Sid Tepper - Roy Bennett)   They give us a room    with a view of the beautiful Rhine   They give us a room    with a view of the beautiful Rhine   Gimme a muddy old creek    in Texas any old time      I've got those hup, two, three, four    occupation G.I. Blues   From my G.I. hair to the heels of my G.I. shoes   And if I don't go stateside soon   I'm gonna blow my fuse      We get hasenpfeffer    and black pumpernickel for chow   We get hasenpfeffer    and black pumpernickel for chow   I'd blow my next month's pay    for a slice of Texas cow      We'd like to be heroes,    but all we do here is march   We'd like to be heroes,    but all we do here is march   And they don't give the Purple Heart    for a fallen arch      I've got those hup, two, three, four    occupation G.I. Blues   From my G.I. hair to the heels of my G.I. shoes   And if I don't go stateside soon   I'm gonna blow my fuse      The frauleins are pretty as flowers   But we can't make a pass   The frauleins are pretty as flowers   But we can't make a pass   Cause they're all wearin' signs saying:   "Keepen sie off the grass"      I've got those hup, two, three, four    occupation G.I. Blues   From my G.I. hair to the heels of my G.I. shoes   And if I don't go stateside soon   I'm gonna blow my fuse