This is a...this is a...a song   About a show, on TV   A detective show if you will      All about cops and robbers!   Shooting guns! High speed car chases!   Rolling into the night!      Don't believe me? Take a look!      Testing!? Is this thing on!?   I've got something to say   Even I know that it is wrong   I gotta fever, inside my lungs   I want to be the only one   But you know that I'm NUMBER 1!      It's...me...again   Got...no...friends.      {random noise}   A ridiculous word   Remember, what your dad said?   He was a fucking liar so forget what I just said   I gotta no one, to talk to now   I think that I'm believing everything   That I have got and now...      It's...me...again.   Got...no...friends.      1-2 1-2 TESTING TESTING!   One two three four!      Go! Me! Way!   Some! Must! Pay!      Some of us must pay!