Driving to New Jersey on the road with the band.   The bus keeps breakin' down   and summer heat is again   sweatin' up and smellin' up   the fellas all along the way.   Stephanie will be there and it’s been quite a while.   The highlight of the trip   will be her beautiful smile   but the last thing that she told me   is a-haunting me along the way.      She said you better be Fresh Fresh   if you want to see me.   Scrub-a-Dub that fanny   wash your favorite undies.   Freshen up that body   if your hopin' you can be with me.      Lever 2000 keeps her shiny and gay,   well her washing is a ritual two times every day   and she emphatically fanatically   will keep that fanny spotless always.   By now were smelly were stinky   were late for our gig.   No time to freshen up we’ve got to hit right away   and she specifically requested   that I’m squeaky clean to see her today      She said you better be Fresh Fresh   if you want to see me.   Scrub-a-Dub that fanny   wash your favorite undies.   Freshen up that body   if your hopin' you can be with me.