We care a lot about disasters, fires, floods and killer bees   We care a lot about the NASA shuttle falling in the sea   We care a lot about starvation and the food that Live Aid bought   We care a lot about disease, baby Rock, Hudson, rock, yeah!      We care a lot about the gamblers and the pushers and the geeks   We care a lot about the crack and smack and whack that hits the street   We care a lot about the welfare of all the boys and girls   We care a lot about you people cause we're out to save the world      YEAH!       And it's a dirty job but someone's gotta do it      We care a lot about the army navy air force and marines   We care a lot about the SF, NY and LAPD   We care a lot about you people, about your guns   about the wars you're fighting gee that looks like fun      We care a lot about the Garbage Pail Kids, they never lie   We care a lot about Transformers cause there's more than meets the eye      We care a lot about the little things, the bigger things we top   We care a lot about you people yeah you bet we care a lot,      YEAH!      Well, its a dirty job but someone's gotta do it   And it's a dirty song but someone's gotta sing it