I do believe it's coming   Don't dread it's approach   The only preference I might have   Is that I hope to see it   It could start with an invasion   Or maybe a creeping flood   The bomb's so boring   I wanna see some blood   There'll be people in the streets   I mean the ones that live in houses   I wanna see 'em screaming   "Holy mother, sweet Jesus"   I may seem a bit morbid   But you totally can't deny   'cause when it hits I'll be laughing   And you'll just start to... cry   Young, old, and middle aged   Domesticated creatures as well   There are other ways to look at this   Than a state of living hell   As your friends, relatives, and acquaintances   Perish in catastrophe   Just think of it as the best movie   You'll ever hope to see   It's got action, violence   Few rapes in there too   Starvation-- whole nations   And it's all for me and you   It's got everything you wanted   Plus admission is free   There's only one catch--   It's compulsory