i live in a place   where people from iowa mistake each other for stars      every now and then the world is strange   time to stop and re-valuate   broken heart won't equal broken dreams   mr bond find the real me please   critics wonder where the feeling went   mtv reports the passion spent   where are the days and how they seem to end   now where the fuck is my script again ?   where the fuck is my script again ?      i am the protagonist   suck the bomb   suck the thumb voltaire   i am the protagonist   the credits roll   discover who you are (x2)      roll the camera hit the wedding smile   take 15 it's gonna take a while   smoke machines can make it hard to breathe   mr bond find the real me please   gotta hang inside my trailer more   this is what they made the trailer for   make up let's me be a real man   and where the fuck is my script again ?   where the fuck is my script again ?      i am the protagonist   suck the bomb   suck the thumb voltaire   i am the protagonist   the credits roll   discover who you are (x4)      i live in a place   where people from iowa mistake each other for stars