Imagine the lives of mine & 4 other guys   All shacked up in a van   Every day another way we can't   To which I say that we can   I think it's because they say they've grown up   As if I never have   They don't like the way we choose to live   And rag on our creepy fans   Hey! Do you remember?   Hey man could you sign this   I'd really like to put your picture on my wall   I'm glad you're cause' you remind me   You fill me up when I've got no hope left at all   I know some fool who collects records   Only now he smokes pot   He traded in his straight-edge   For angular art rock   Hey! You're the pretender   I was one of you, and now I'm just in front of you   I'm still one of you, and now I'm just in front of you   yeah I've still got my Two-Tone, Descendents, Minutemen, NOFX, Big D, Coquettesh, Elvis Costello, The Specials   Slackers, Two-Man, Fotshot, Fishbone is Red-Hot