"Take care daughter dear   Don't dream on many gallant men tonight   Take care daughter dear   For a doctor comes to steal your books in the dead of night"   Every ?sign? in here   So wear your relic near   Doctor Monk unpacks his trunk tonight   "Oh, father dear   I dreamed last night a man sat on my bed   And I fear   When I awoke I could not find my maidenhead"   Every ?sign? in here   So wear your relic near   Doctor Monk unpacks his trunk tonight   He'll have you all   You fine young ladies, pure as fallen snow   He'll have you all   If you think upon improper things, the doctor will know   Every ?sign? in here   So wear your relic near   Doctor Monk unpacks his trunk tonight   Doctor Monk unpacks his trunk tonight