Life-sentence spent in my head, skirting around the obvious   Brain-dead and gone, at least my mom thinks I'm a catch   Three square meals served up in bed, far too ashamed for an audience   A self medicated mess, I'm the poster boy for abstinence   Up and out of my mind / I'm the butt of the joke, and the last one in line   Pull the cord and put me out of my misery / Just a matter of time-   Grab a seat up in front and watch the decline of me / Girl you don't know who you're messing with   Keep running away!   Wake up calls in a cold sweat / Treading water with lead in my life vest   Lost cause for concern cryin' wolf out on the ledge   Half-hearted half-wit, but still a few nickels shy of an idiot   Fucked upside down and out (I got side effects of impotence)   This is a song for the last picked, for all the kids that shot and missed   Get off the bench if you're sick of it! Follow us, we are the difference!