There's a queery spook   In the old haunted house   I would dare someone to go there   If I had someone to dare      What a queery spook   What strange little scare   This has got to be the reason for our neverending fright      Living inside a house when you get no visitors   Would probably turn your face into a frightful composition      Hideous as it seems the spook always cries and screams   Drowning out the noise is the problem that we have around here      A strange scare is a queery spook   Never knowing what to do   He sits there in his comfy chair   They will never know his deep despair      A strange scare is a queery spook   He bought some loreal shampoo   He put it in his greasy hair   Then he became a millionaire      The queery spook spent his cash   On one pair of fancy shoes   That totally made him the coolest kid on the block      Now everybody says   That spook is pretty hip   Even though he smells like burning rubber         Even though the queery spook   Now is really really cool   He used to make people puke   Therefore you should stay in school