My orthodontist is a pretty nice person   but you shouldn’t be like her   When you graduate from high school make sure you tell your parents   that you’re not going to Auburn      Oh baby I love you so   But there’s one thing you should know   You could say anything to me   Except that you’re gonna go to Auburn University      Please pretty white girls don’t be grow up to be   a charming business wife whose kids go to Trinity   Don’t live in Sturbridge and don’t drive a SUV   In short don’t go to Auburn University      Oh baby I love you so   but there’s one thing you should know   You could say anything to me   except that youre gonna go to Auburn University      You’ll drive a white suburban   your husband will earn six figures   and Mexicans will cut your lawn   You’ll have a son named Cooper    and a daughter named Lacey   In fact you might even be happy      Until your husband comes home late at night, and you stab him and you eat him...      Oh baby I love you so   but there’s one thing you should know   you could say anything to me   Except that you’re gonna go to Auburn University