I'm in the lobby of the motel late   Waitin on my lovely date   Her name is Doris Day      I'm in a suit of burgundy   There's a deerhead lookin at me   It's blowin my mind away      Everyone knows she's the killin kind   She keeps a 38 smith and wesson at her side   I put a pistol in my pants    Cause were going out to dance   Where the water drinks like cherry wine      Tell me mama, so it seems   Your son's been a bad marine   They're shippin him home tonight      Tell me mama was your other son   In jail with the other one?   You must've raised em wrong      I heard your low-life husband shout   It got me to wondering what the scene was all about   He said I'm breakin my parole   Goin down to Jericho   Get me that money, or I'm gonna beat it out      OOO happy days are here!   It's the perfect summer night   And the moonlight's shining clear   Put a pistol in your purse   Cause we're goin to Ghettysburgh   To the stand of the Greatest Show on Earth!      Is that your daughter Mr. Kissinger?   Better keep an eye on her   She been lookin me up and down      Is that your woman in the coat of fur?   Better keep an eye on her   This is a ravenous part of town      I know about you and the deputy   And how they found him shot dead in a Mercury   Some say you're paid to kill   Like that mean ole Buffalo Bill   Watch it buddy! Don't draw no gun on me!      OOO happy days are here!   It's the perfect summer night   And the moonlight's shining clear   Put a pistol in your purse   Cause we're goin to Ghettysburgh   To the stand of the Greatest Show on Earth!