It's getting harder to discern art from good buisness moves,   as the poets auction off their best lines.   And the suits now wear guitars, and supposed punks pose in front of their new cars,   writing songs in their spare time.   And we've proven that we respond best when only moderately impressed,   so we all write the same songs.   And we bide our time waiting for a line that we can sign our name to,   so we can sound like you, just like you. Be just like you.   Average is entertaining, so sing along without complaining   and you and all your friends can be stars.   Don't worry about saying something, we pay your writers next to nothing...   Just get on that stage and look good with those guitars,   and buy your parents new cars.