Taking life in stride   going to a party   you've got to realize   there's only so much time      your standards are too tough   you've got to learn to compromise   or as the night goes by   you'll be left high and dry      go ugly go ugly early      she's got you hypnotized   she knows she's hot   she always leaves alone   she's got no g-spot      how about her best friend   she's got eyes for anyone   don't mind her rear end   cause you don't have to see her again      people will want to know   how can you have pride   but it's not so personal   just the same inside   social unconsciousness   spreads a little happiness   no time for you to rest   with the secret of the universe