There's a kid I know but not too well   He doesn't have a lot to say   Well this boy lives right next door and he   Never has nothin' to say      It doesn't seem like he does anything   He never helps out in the yard   He lets his mother carry in groceries   Cause he doesn't plan to work too hard      The boy next door is into better things   As far as I can see   The boy next door is into bigger things   The boy next door is me, all right      Well he's not like the boys we used to have   Not like them at all, oh no   Those ones made their parents proud   This one beats 'em all      The boy next door is into better things   As far as I can see   The boy next door is into bigger things   The boy next door is me, yeah