Well I was sleeping in my bed one night   And then I woke up with a fright   I was floating out my window towards   A big black blinding light   The next thing I remember   I felt a horrible pain   I looked up and saw these aliens   Putting machines in my brain      They told me they were cientists   And they promised not to attack   I said you can do all your experiments   If you promise not to bring me back      We were flying around the galaxy   Exploring lands   We stoped off on other planets to capture new specimens   I soon learned their language   And we became good friends   I said goodbye to the planet earth   That I never went back again