ou lyrics      TALES OF ORDINARY SADNESS   I’ve gotta message for you,   But wonder what’s the chance it ever gets through   You’ve got bad habits as bad as your skin   Don’t you suffer from the shape that I’m in?      Well I’m sure that it thrills you when you pull on my strings like a puppet   But I can think for myself, and I’m not so sure about you,   But whatever, blah, blah, blah,   I guess it’s all the same to you huh?      You spent a lifetime just calling on me,   No guts, no hunger for originality,   I’m something you only imagine to be,   Your dirty shame has you to blame for your fucked up personality      Maybe I’m just very paranoid,   But you’re probably someone that I should avoid   You think you leave your mark on society,   But honey your world looks like a fashion magazine   Please pardon me uh huh for being candid   But what exactly is bugging you and what’s bugging me   From the very start of it our love was sick and volatile   Now there’s nothing left of me, I’m just uptight and hostile      I want you to understand that I don’t want to hold your hand   Through every little step you take, we’re all allowed to make mistakes   But you have made a few or more and when I look at you,   Reflected in your eyes your ordinary sadness looking back at me.      I’m sick of you, I’m sure your just as sick of me   I’m sick of it all, I’m sick of it all, so sick.      NOBODY LIKES US   Let’s go to the movies   We’ll take the tube downtown   We can go to Frost Hop and just mess around   We can draw graffiti on the station walls   Or look at the perverts, just playing with their balls      Nobody likes us, ‘cause we’re two lazy chicks   We’re always so bored, we never get our kicks      We can make a video and watch it on tv   And you can push the buttons, but it won’t be for free   We’re gonna have a good time, we’re gonna be obscene   We’ll put you in the bathtub and cover you with cream      Nobody likes us, ‘cause we’re two lazy chicks   We’re always so bored, we never get our kicks      Did you meet my boyfriend? God he is such a bore,   He looks a bit like Elvis after 1974   Life is full of wankers, they always make a fuss   But we hate everybody as much as they hate us      Nobody likes us, ‘cause we’re two lazy chicks   We’re always so bored, we never get our kicks         SHAG BALL   Shag, shag, shag ball,   Shag, shag, shag ball      Shake it up, shake down   Shake it up, shake down      Shake down with me, shake down      Take a jack on my mind,   Let my finger ride your thumb   See the back of my eyes   Let my finger ride your thumb   I’m a bit on      Turn it up, turn on   Turn me on      Wet and irritate my ears   Take me by the face   Nab the rust to get down   Take me in your head   I’m a bit on      Shag ball      FUN IS A FLOPPY BITCH      Six o’clock babe and how do you feel   Fake boy, killjoy, just another cheap thrill   I’m so sick, you’re so bad, take my pills and I wanna go back to bed.      Fun fun fun, fun to pitch.   Fun fun fun, fun to switch   Fun to pitch, fun to switch   Fun is a floppy bitch   Pitch the fun and switch the one,   Screw it again, no time for pain   Pitch the fun, screw it again   No time for pain.      Maybe baby, next week…      Unless you want to touch me,   Unless you want to get close to me   You can piss on my couch   I piss on your face   You got nothing to say but a lot of time to waste      Come as you are and pay as you go,   Just gimme your cash and we’re ready to go,   Lick my boots, Kiss my ass   Your life is a mess      I’ve got no time for pain      We’ll set the book of rules on fire,   How to act and how to dress to sound and all liars   It is time for a new kick movement   Everybody can do it   Bad girls do it and the boys can do it.   What’s new pussycat move it move it.      Like this…   Shake your money maker and move it.      Fun fun fun, fun to pitch   Fun fun fun, fun to switch   Fun to pitch, fun to switch   Fun is a floppy bitch   Pitch the fun and switch the one,   Screw it again, no time for pain   Pitch the fun, screw it again   No time for pain.   Maybe baby, next week…            VENUS FLYTRAP   What do you want?   I want…   I want discipline,   Discipline?      I gotta fantasy,   You and me and ecstasy   I am a venus flytrap   Delicious, vicious and bad bad   Under conditions that you’ve never had   A punishment so extraordinaire   Chomp the bit hanging from the air   Dress you up in her underwear,   Remote control me, push my buttons,   I can top you at the bottom      Don’t miss the pain of the Venus   Try a little submissiveness   Sit, heel, beg good boy and please us   You’re in the venus flytrap   Don’t Miss      I gotta freak to see   Whippin and stickin’ him down on his knees   He’s in the venus flytrap   That’s what you get when you’re born bad   Submissive kitten, you’re bad bad   A punishment ultra vulgar   Strap it on so laissez-faire,   Naughty tricks in your underwear      Remote control me, push my buttons   I can top you at the bottom…      Don’t miss the pain of the venus      Whips, clips, shackles studs   Handcuffs, diamonds, rubber gloves      Don’t miss the pain of the venus   Can’t resist your miss dominatrix   Sharp stiletto heels and black latex      Try a little submissiveness      JET SET BOY      You got your Jet Set Boy and automatic pilot   Yeah, I can teach you something if you would just try it   Oops, I didn’t do it, but did you like it?   You’re playing games puppy, don’t try to deny it.      Call you on the phone but it was disconnected   Switchboard operator got the lowest common dominator   Couldn’t help but feel a little bit rejected   Switchboard operator got the lowest common dominator   ‘Till I went to your house and I figured it out,   That the lights were on, and nobody’s home!   Dadadadadadadada..   Hey, I’ll teach you a lesson in stupidity   Yeah, I’ll make you a star, I’ll put you in a movie   Your an inflatable doll, and you’re head is stuck in the wall   Oh, you’re good for a laugh, but that’s about all      Call you on the phone but it was disconnected   Switchboard operator got the lowest common dominator   Couldn’t help but feel a little bit rejected   Switchboard operator got the lowest common dominator   ‘Till I went to your house and I figured it out,   That the lights were on, and nobody’s home!   Dadadadadadadada..      COPS COPULATING   Feeling bored, everything sucks   Let’s go for a ride in my pick-up truck   we’ll get a six pack and a bag of whack   when school’s out, who’s gonna pull out?   I’m sixteen and this is my scene   A bubble of trouble let’s get the hell out   I wanna be bad, let’s get a boy scout   And go to Kennedy’s house   and go balls out, balls out      We’re breakin’ the law, we’re breakin’ the law   Bust me.      Bustin’ it once and bustin’ it twice   Is it the cops or is it the vice?   Kick in the door pull out a gun   Pricks with sticks tryin’ to ruin our fun      Bust me   We’re going downtown, downtown.   Cops copulating, cops copulating      BLOW IT   Diablo Menthe, that’s peppermint French   It’s like troublesome bubblegum   Open your mouth and I’ll give you some      You can blow it, pop it, smack it oh ya   Blow it, pop it, smack it oh ya….      You’ve got a good one, short and fat   Dress it up with a bow and a funny little hat   Ooh-ooh-chick-a-boom-boom   I like it like that   But can your doggy-dog, do the pussycat?   Because I’m thinking about letting you underneath my sweater   I don’t want your sympathy   I want to get you down on me      You can blow it, pop it, smack it, oh ya   Blow it, pop it, smack it oh ya….      I make you shake like maracas,   When I’m doing things such as   Rubbing like when I was young   Pillow fights and chewing gum   Please don’t tell my mom   That I’m such a phenomenon   Because I’m unplugged dog heart   won’t you do me a favor   Rave in your fly, I want to taste your flavor   Speed up plucky boy   Where’d you hide my favorite toy   Yeah I’m unplugged dog heart   Come on play me the sailor   Wetting around, give it some flavor and…      Blow it, pop it, smack it oh ya   Blow it, pop it, smack it oh ya….         DOGS ‘N’ DOLLS   I like dogs   I like dogs   I like them doggie style, uh-huh   Dogs they make me wilda   I like dogs….   When the come into my bed   Oh they make me oh so wet   I like dogs   Dolls ‘n’ dogs….      TWO LANE BLACKTOP   Two lane, two lane two lane blacktop…   Drivin’ the ragtop, sucking the stones up   Hitting the backstop…      I was born with the jet lag,   Burning wheels and I promise you I’ll never coming back   In the corner of my mind, still the taste of your lip smack   White lights, white dotted lines   Yellow line on the right side   Shake my head. I got to get away   Another cigarette,   Getting away….   Going fast on the two lane…      GOODBYE JOHNNY      It’s all over now, baby blue eyes   All the wasted tears forgotten   And I know that you lied   But all your lies were sweet like a child’s.      And you know there was nothing I wouldn’t have done for you   Goodbye Johnny, I won’t forget you   But I do regret all your sadness   But this world was too much for you   For me too, there was nothing I could do.      It’s all over now, baby blue eyes   All the wasted years forgotten   And I know that you lied, but   All your lies were sweet like a child’s.      Goodbye Johnny, I won’t forget you   But I do regret all the madness   But this world was too much for you   For me too, there was nothing I could do.            Time you start to grab your pride   before you know you loose your dignity   You were always on the outside looking far beyond your destiny   Goodbye Johnny.