we were on our way to play a show in punxy   everyone but cimba, volkman, and thorell   kate and davis climbed into big caesar   and katy said she had a passenger as well   it was a bavis, a baby davis   i hope it has crazy davis-eyes just like its dad does   bavis, the baby davis   i can't wait until you get to meet us   it's still too early to assign this kid a pronoun   but i promise when it comes into this world   the day it's strong enough to hold it's head up,   i'm gonna bounce it on my lap until it hurls   bavis, the baby davis   i hope it has a pretty katy-smile just like its mom does   bavis, the baby davis   i can't wait until you get to meet us   we're gonna teach you how to swear   and to never trust the man   we'll teach you that punk rock can save the world   and everybody in your life will love you with all of their might   and i will bouce you on my lap until you hurl   bavis, the baby davis   i can't wait until you get to meet us   bavis, the baby davis   get born already, quit being such a fetus   bavis, the baby davis   i know you'll brighten up the world just like your parents do   bavis, the baby davis   i can't wait until we get to meet you.