You were a rocker and that's what got her attention   But now you're wearing Polos tucked into jeans   Shes always whining, honey why can't you spend more money   And more time hanging out with all my friends and me   And, I don't know why you let her walk all over you   And, I don't know why you wont let me take her out for you       What if I, what if I, what if I punched your girlfriend   What if I, what if I, what if I punched your girlfriend   Then would you rock with me.       Your friends all hate her, you promise to call them later   But you don't cause she's always right there checking up on you   Always complaining about how she's draining you   But you go running right back to her    And, I don't know why you let her walk all over you   And, I don't know why you wont let me take her out for you       What if I, what if I, what if I punched your girlfriend   What if I, what if I, what if I punched your girlfriend   Then would you rock with me       And, I don't know why you let her walk all over you   And, I don't know why you wont let me take her out for you    What if I, what if I, what if I punched your girlfriend   What if I, what if I, punched you girlfriend   Then would you rock with me      What if I, what if I, what if I punched your girlfriend   What if I, what if I, punched you girlfriend