Mother sent me off to school   with a brand new Mead folder   I was singing in the choir   God was sitting on my shoulder   My whole life seems so constipated   Is it your fault that I'm refusing to believe      This is my life and I will live it underground   I know, I know who I am   This is my life   And I'll go plowing through the garden   I stop, I stare, I know I think I can      Father put me on the stool   And I'm sure you'll agree   If I finish my dinner, will you buy me a law degree   My whole damn world stops and spits at me   I try to run the forest, I'm stuck with a tree      This is my life and I will live it underground   I know, I know who I am   This is my life   And I'll go plowing through the garden   I stop, I stare, I know I think I can      And when I'm down I'll wonder   What did I do to make you luagh   I think I'll put on a habit    And merge with the bee's   I know I can      This is my life and I will live it underground   I know, I know who I am   This is my life   And I'll go plowing through the garden   I stop, I stare, I know I think I can      Somebody take my life