Now I lay me down to sleep   I pray my penis I will keep   And if I wake to find it gone   I hope I find it on the lawn      Cross my fingers, close my eyes   I close my legs to avoid surprise   Hide (???)   There's just no telling what she'll do      Love to rid me of my schlong   Trying to keep it safe from harm   Sew it back on stitch by stitch   Swear I'll kill that psycho bitch