the first day of school, i noticed her   walking in the hall with her hair down   and her boobs out looking fine   i said hey, whats up   and she just slapped me   i said, what the fuck and just moved on      that's the story of how i first met her   and i was already in love   that's the story of how my life got better   she gave me a boner      it just so happens that she was in every single class with me   i could see her eyes rolling back   and she sat in the back and enjoyed the show   and i still could not be with her   she was a hoe, but that's alright, that's ok   as long as she didn't sleep with every other guy but me      and every time i'd ask her out   she'd say no but i didnt give up! no i didn't give up   i'll never give up..      that's the story of how i first met her   and i was in love   and she wrote me a letter that said leave me alone   and i said no-oh-oh! i will not leave you alone   and she called the cops   and i said uh oh spaghettios