Here's a new dance craze that's sweeping the nation   It's called the toxic waltz and it's causing devastation   You're jumping up and down like a psycho circus clown   Slamming with waltzers all the way around   You get caught up in the whip   You're thrown into a flip   You aim for someone's head   To stain the floor red   Give someone a kick   To prove you're truly sick   Bounce back from some blows   And blood runs out your nose      Flailing round and round   And you're injury bound   Waltz it up!   The pit is it!   You can take your chance   On this rough new dance   If you dare!   To dive in!   There are some that try   But they won't survive   They don't hit!   'Cause they're wimps!   And this exercise   Helps you brutalize   With us!   Exodus!      Everybody's doin' the toxic waltz   Kick your friend in the head and have a ball   Come on and do the toxic waltz   And slam your partner against the wall   Everybody's doin' the toxic waltz   Good friendly violent fun in store for all   Get up off your ass and toxic waltz   If you hit the floor you can always crawl!      Used to do the monkey, but now it's not cool   The twist and mash potato are no exception to the rule   So don't be a dunce and dance like a runt   Just throw your elbows with good friendly violent fun   Don't start to cry   If you get a black eye   Just dive back in   And give another try   But too much action   May leave you in traction   So you better get insurance   No matter your endurance!      Flailing round and round   And you're injury bound   Waltz it up!   The pit is it!   You can take your chance   On this rough new dance   If you dare!   To dive in!   There are some that try   But they won't survive   They don't hit!   'Cause they're wimps!   And this exercise   Helps you brutalize   With us!   Exodus!      Everybody's doin' the toxic waltz   Kick your friend in the head and have a ball   Come on and do the toxic waltz   And slam your partner against the wall   Everybody's doin' the toxic waltz   Good friendly violent fun in store for all   Get up off your ass and toxic waltz   If you hit the floor you can always crawl!      Get up on your feet   Don't look so obsolete   And thrash like an athlete!   Don't sit there on your ass   Don't look like you've got too much class   You'll be harassed!   You know we guarantee   This is the key   So rage or get the third degree!   You begin frontal assaults   And start your somersaults   And do the toxic waltz!   Do the toxic waltz!